Hi, I'm not me! :)

~ "In a world where you can be anything, be kind." ~

~ "Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control." ~

Goodhart's Law dictates that there exists no optimal bio

 You come at the king, you best not miss.

Discord: Ba3henov#9002

Free avatars!

If you have a problem with me flaming you then stop playing with me, it's as simple as that :)

My name is Maximus Imbaus Pingerus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. 
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. @pingu#0623

The law states: “A chicken found within fifty cubits of a coop belongs to the owner of the coop; a chicken found farther away belongs to the finder.” Rabbi Jeremiah asked: "If one leg of the chicken is within fifty cubits and one is outside of fifty, what is the law?”

For this, Rabbi Jeremiah was thrown out of the study hall.

— Bava Batra 23b

Shoot, cry, go next !!!

[13:36] XiaoWeiXiao: harsh is very merliny

[15:24] FruitQueen: harsh is mvp

[23:32] pam: idk why everyone loves harsh

[13:16] baddummy: i gmed harsh

[13:16] baddummy: good luck

just give me percy

I am permanently retiring from playing Avalon. If I try to rejoin, please don't let me. This game and this community are both unhealthy for me on so many levels and even though I love so many people here and I love playing the game itself, I can't keep putting myself through this. The more I play since rejoining, the more I keep finding myself turning back into who I used to be - someone I'm deeply ashamed of being. I made so much progress on myself to a point where I was finally somewhat happy being the person that I am over my 9 month hiatus, and returning has only prompted a relapse of embodying this negativity that I have tirelessly tried to strip myself from. 

Please forgive me if I've hurt you in some way, because I'm struggling to forgive myself too.

My discord is CITC#6760 if you want to talk some time. I'd love to hear from you. Take care.

My Name isn't actually Maria. I am resident potato warrior queen of this site.

Muse: "Her Royal Amazingness, Resser of Res, Spier of Spies, Head of the Loyal Hufflepoofs and Ruler of All That Is Cute, the one and only [maria]"

LIL CAN GET REKT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!!

(thanks for the doodle though :D)

How to know who is res?     

Truth or Dare 

Name: Percival 

Father: Merlin

Parents age: Deceased

Hot New Wife: Morgana

I just want to play. Give me a game pleaseee...

head of bread, heart of gold

Offapp 2.3 in my honour.

To,

acro, Armthur, Aster, ba3henov, bb, CITC, damon, IonGrey, J0nY, meir, morgenstern, not.me, NyanCat, ognjen05, ProNub Scaff, Strahd, Tyrrox, zuzusangry.

All of you are wonderful, incredible people and it's been a pleasure to meet and know every single one of you.

Special thanks to user jack for making my Link avatar <3.

I can't tell you how much you guys mean to me without being mega cringe about it.

Good luck to all of you. Take care, (except you J0nY you're the human equivalent of an anthropomorphic toilet plunger)

Lots of Love,

JB.

~Playing since June 21 2018
Banned on 29th December 2020 for 4 months bc irl. :( cya guys soon <3

Hi :)

[21:55] Tyrrox: I dont like soph's play as a vt play

[21:55] Tyrrox: its just too happy

Hi friends, I’m a happy vt!

Great Quotes for Avalon & for Life

1. "Be humble"

2. "If u kno u kno"

3. “We live in a society”

4. "WE DONT ALLOW NAKEDS"

5. "Even wrong info is better than no info"

6. "Stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

7. "One can give advice comfortably from a safe port"

8. "It is very important in life to know when your cue comes"

9. “It is not about the things you do, but the things you follow”

10. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

11. "In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

12. “To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different?

13. "If I shut him up too soon—even though I might be convinced he was the man, I should very likely be depriving myself of the means of getting further evidence against him. And how? By giving him, so to speak, a definite position, I shall put him out of suspense and set his mind at rest, so that he will retreat into his shell.”

14. "What's the use of formality? In many cases it's nonsense. Sometimes one has a friendly chat and gets a good deal more out of it. One can always fall back on formality, allow me to assure you. And after all, what does it amount to? An examining lawyer cannot be bounded by formality at every step. The work of investigation is, so to speak, a free art in its own way, he-he-he!"

15. “It was the most maddening thing about the piggies. Whenever they had something outrageous to say, they always blamed it on some dead piggy who couldn’t possibly have said it. No doubt there was some religious ritual involved: go to their totem tree, ask a leading question, and lie there contemplating the leaves or the bark or something until you get exactly the answer you want.”

Credits:

1. Morgenstern

2. Sidewalkill

3. Joker

4. Me

5. Me

6. Unknown

7. Friedrich Schiller

8. Søren Kierkegaard

9. Me

10. Edmund Burke & John Stuart Mill (applied by Maddie)

11. Franklin Delano Roosevelt

12. Friedrich Nietzsche (applied by Comp1ex)

13. Fyodor Dostoevsky

14. Fyodor Dostoevsky

15. Orson Scott Card (applied by Meir)

How to play Merlin:

[07:50] anonymouse255: I auto res pingy for being nice to me :D [07:50] anonymouse255: i don't care if he's a spy or not :)

1. [21:31] NeWkham: I automatically ress pingy again

      SUM GOOD CHATS:

1. [18:10] Yhromed T1: we can either keep shooting pingy to eventually decrease his merlin wr, or use our brain
2. [03:54] TownOfCamelot: pingu iq is huge
3. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third? [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me
4. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu

iykyk

Magnificent Me - Ultimate Gamer, Chess Player, Writer, and aspiring Magician

Currently playing SSBM, GE 64, and PD for fun at local gaming store.

You're probably wondering to yourself

How the FUCK does Bremen have a 50% win rating at spy?

Literally i'm ass lol

🥇 Legend Ice Dragon

Helliuuu! Wait, bruh moment here

I used to play Among Us, but since all the Res players started playing I had to stop.

"Fight! You must fight! If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win!"

tofy

Gold AND Silver rules

Sometimme in January

lapery824

j0ny should be permabanned someday

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

주체사상

My assassin winrate finally is above 50%. What a chad.

Known cowards:
Skies
Bremen
Iconic

Known excowards:
RC

Known noncowards:
NewKham
Anders
Comp1ex

Stop adding Lovers to games!

MVP List (Based on recent games):

theharshone, pro 5p percy

Starbird, became a god in all roles

Eternal MVPS:

Dev. Best Assassin (when playing as VT)

Buncha, Can spy clean all game and still get shot

[21:22] newman: kastis is not merlin

[21:22] newman: they do that as any role lol

After I offapp clean m2 repick at 4.1 as merlin

am bb

Tyrrox#0001 | 21 | Alarmingly British | If I'm talking to you I'm getting info from you.

You desire to LIVE "according to Nature"? Oh, you noble Stoics, what fraud of words! Imagine to yourselves a being like Nature, boundlessly extravagant, boundlessly indifferent, without purpose or consideration, without pity or justice, at once fruitful and barren and uncertain: imagine to yourselves INDIFFERENCE as a power—how COULD you live in accordance with such indifference? To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different? And granted that your imperative, "living according to Nature," means actually the same as "living according to life"—how could you do DIFFERENTLY? Why should you make a principle out of what you yourselves are, and must be? In reality, however, it is quite otherwise with you: while you pretend to read with rapture the canon of your law in Nature, you want something quite the contrary, you extraordinary stage-players and self-deluders! In your pride you wish to dictate your morals and ideals to Nature, to Nature herself, and to incorporate them therein; you insist that it shall be Nature "according to the Stoa," and would like everything to be made after your own image, as a vast, eternal glorification and generalism of Stoicism! With all your love for truth, you have forced yourselves so long, so persistently, and with such hypnotic rigidity to see Nature FALSELY, that is to say, Stoically, that you are no longer able to see it otherwise—and to crown all, some unfathomable superciliousness gives you the Bedlamite hope that BECAUSE you are able to tyrannize over yourselves—Stoicism is self-tyranny—Nature will also allow herself to be tyrannized over: is not the Stoic a PART of Nature?... But this is an old and everlasting story: what happened in old times with the Stoics still happens today, as soon as ever a philosophy begins to believe in itself. It always creates the world in its own image; it cannot do otherwise; philosophy is this tyrannical impulse itself, the most spiritual Will to Power, the will to "creation of the world," the will to the causa prima.

WE WONS!!

pm me at side#3261

The better part of J0zY

this site has a bunch of racists on it dont bother playing here

There is no such thing as a misclick!

my name backwards is pig haha

If you want to know what my name stands for read it backwards

Arthur

Worship, play

contains bubbles.

when I'm merlin:

[18:36] rotem123456: consider raz

[18:36] rotem123456: for a sec

[18:36] rotem123456: look at

[18:37] rotem123456: nahhh

[18:38] The assassin has shot jiop! jiop was not merlin, razrez was!

[18:38] The resistance wins!

when I'm percival to DarkMerlin:

[15:49] Bonefish: Dark isn't merlin

[15:50] rotem123456: right

[15:55] The assassin has shot razrez! razrez was not merlin, DarkMerlin was!

[15:55] The resistance wins!

1. [14:55] Xzoo: a buh-buh-buh de hhuh nuh huh
2. 
   
3. [14:56] jonah: buh buh
4. 
   
5. 
   
6. 
   
7. 
   
8. [12:49] morningcatt M: SHUTTJQFREKLIGHJERQBHJREFNQBJRKE FJB EFCN ECDQ WEDN MFQWRJERVWHBLKVREWLBHKHLBKREVWEWLJEWVRHBLIERWVHBIHBJLCREQEHWJBLEF HJ LJVGUCERWKGHUREKWCGHJRKHEJWFKHEGRJKGHUREFWJHREFWGJKGFJQKGVGRJEKFWDEFWKJGFLE1DJFBLJDEHWBFKJREWHGFKGHJECR

If you lick me during M1's I will onpick you as hammer

am maggie#3453 on discord <3

[15:35] ahkj: that's because you pick flanders and harsh so i thought by picking flanders and harsh, I am ressing you :/

make senses
Why I quit res? I don know how to play res with illogical people. 

This is all so fascinating.

yes, I offapped dirty. sue me.

lol

happy birthday

[23:55] DrPercival: i never go back on my picks

1. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then
2. [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu
   
3. 
   
4. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third?
5. [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me

shoot the lovers, I DARE YOU

[21:32] Mission 1 failed with 2 fails.

[16:00] Mission 5 failed with 3 fails.

[16:00] The spies win!

1. [23:28] Mission 3 failed with 3 fails.
2. [23:28] The spies win!

1. [21:02] bobjones: wait hades onrejjs 3.2
2. [21:02] bobjones: aight fuckit im shooting pam
3. [21:02] The assassin has shot pam! pam was not merlin, Hades was!

1. [16:28] Mission 4 failed with 3 fails.
2. [16:28] The spies win!

1. [23:55] bobjones: fuckit
2. [23:55] bobjones: 50/50
3. [23:55] The assassin has shot AmuseD! They were correct!
4. [23:55] The spies win!

1. [13:00] bobjones: would third do 2.4 as merlin
2. [13:00] bobjones: fuckit i hate long assassination talks
3. [13:00] The assassin has shot Third! They were correct!

1. [14:30] skimisgod: i know how I just don't know who to choose
2. [14:30] bobjones: eh just shoot jen for fun
3. [14:30] The assassin has shot ognjen05! They were correct!
4. [14:30] The spies win!

1. [17:44] Armthur: Shoot bob yeah
2. [17:44] Armthur: Sounds like a plan
3. [17:44] RadiantCowbells: i'd shoot bob here
4. [17:45] bobjones: i would shoot bob here
5. [17:45] playerzzz: so bob is never merlin
6. [17:45] The assassin has shot RadiantCowbells! RadiantCowbells was not merlin, bobjones was!
7. [17:45] The resistance wins!

1. [20:16] J0nY: bobjones is so weird

not a SOLID player

Mercury’s hot too

Taro Baap