Hi, I'm not me! :)

~ "In a world where you can be anything, be kind." ~

~ "Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control." ~

Goodhart's Law dictates that there exists no optimal bio

 You come at the king, you best not miss.

Discord: Ba3henov#9002

Free avatars!

If you have a problem with me flaming you then stop playing with me, it's as simple as that :)

My name is Maximus Imbaus Pingerus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. 
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. @pingu#0623

1. [19:21] TripleThreat: it looks like he tries to look vt the whole game, could just be vt tho

[13:36] XiaoWeiXiao: harsh is very merliny

[15:24] FruitQueen: harsh is mvp

[23:32] pam: idk why everyone loves harsh

[13:16] baddummy: i gmed harsh

[13:16] baddummy: good luck

Shoot, cry, go next !!!

just give me percy

unretired?

head of bread, heart of gold

Name: Percival 

Father: Merlin

Parents age: Deceased

Hot New Wife: Morgana

My Name isn't actually Maria. I am resident potato warrior queen of this site.

Muse: "Her Royal Amazingness, Resser of Res, Spier of Spies, Head of the Loyal Hufflepoofs and Ruler of All That Is Cute, the one and only [maria]"

LIL CAN GET REKT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!!

(thanks for the doodle though :D)

I just want to play. Give me a game pleaseee...

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Hi :)

Once upon a time, I used to play here.  Avalon Avatars Archive

I dedicate this space to all the people I love with all my heart—you made these 3 years worth it. ♥

Armthur, Aster, ba3henov, bb, CITC, damon, IonGrey, J0nY, killer, meir, morgenstern, NyanCat, ognjen05, ProNub Scaff, Tyrrox, zuzusangry.

Credit for avatars: Jack & Baby. Thanks :D

playing circa June 21 2018.

Offapp 2.3 in my honour.

Helliuuu! Wait, bruh moment here

How to play Merlin:

[07:50] anonymouse255: I auto res pingy for being nice to me :D [07:50] anonymouse255: i don't care if he's a spy or not :)

1. [21:31] NeWkham: I automatically ress pingy again

      SUM GOOD CHATS:

1. [18:10] Yhromed T1: we can either keep shooting pingy to eventually decrease his merlin wr, or use our brain
2. [03:54] TownOfCamelot: pingu iq is huge
3. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third? [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me
4. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu

[21:55] Tyrrox: I dont like soph's play as a vt play

[21:55] Tyrrox: its just too happy

Hi friends, I’m a happy vt!

Great Quotes for Avalon & for Life

"Be humble"

"If u kno u kno"

“We live in a society”

"WE DONT ALLOW NAKEDS"

"Even wrong info is better than no info"

"Nothing to run from is worse than something"

"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

"One can give advice comfortably from a safe port"

“It isn’t about what you do, it’s about what you follow”

"It is very important in life to know when your cue comes"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

“What I really need is to get clear about what I must do, not what I must know, except insofar as knowledge must precede every act.”

“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

“To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different?

"If I shut him up too soon—even though I might be convinced he was the man, I should very likely be depriving myself of the means of getting further evidence against him. And how? By giving him, so to speak, a definite position, I shall put him out of suspense and set his mind at rest, so that he will retreat into his shell.”

"What's the use of formality? In many cases it's nonsense. Sometimes one has a friendly chat and gets a good deal more out of it. One can always fall back on formality, allow me to assure you. And after all, what does it amount to? An examining lawyer cannot be bounded by formality at every step. The work of investigation is, so to speak, a free art in its own way, he-he-he!"

“It was the most maddening thing about the piggies. Whenever they had something outrageous to say, they always blamed it on some dead piggy who couldn’t possibly have said it. No doubt there was some religious ritual involved: go to their totem tree, ask a leading question, and lie there contemplating the leaves or the bark or something until you get exactly the answer you want.”

Special thanks:

Morgenstern

Sidewalkill

Kierkegaard

Maddie

Comp1ex

Javert

Meir

Seren

I used to play Among Us, but since all the Res players started playing I had to stop.

Magnificent Me - Ultimate Gamer, Chess Player, Writer, and aspiring Magician

Currently playing SSBM, GE 64, and PD for fun at local gaming store.

>.<

Let's be rational. I'm a bad guy. Let's get real. But does that mean I'm a bad guyyy?

iykyk

1. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then
2. [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu
   
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4. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third?
5. [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me

My assassin winrate finally is above 50%. What a chad.

Known cowards:
Skies
Iconic

Bassem

Rat

Oreo

Known excowards:
RC
Bremen

Known noncowards:
NewKham
Anders
Comp1ex

Smep

You're probably wondering to yourself

How the FUCK does Bremen have a 50% win rating at spy?

Literally i'm ass lol

"Fight! You must fight! If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win!"

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

주체사상

tofy

Sometimme in January

lapery824

Gold AND Silver rules

Mercury’s hot too

contains bubbles.

Confirmed cowards:

Armthur

Stop adding Lovers to games!

MVP List (Based on recent games):

theharshone, pro 5p percy

Starbird, became a god in all roles

Eternal MVPS:

Dev. Best Assassin (when playing as VT)

Buncha, Can spy clean all game and still get shot

[21:22] newman: kastis is not merlin

[21:22] newman: they do that as any role lol

After I offapp clean m2 repick at 4.1 as merlin

am bb

Tyrrox#0001 | 21 | Alarmingly British | If I'm talking to you I'm getting info from you.

not maf.

when I'm merlin:

[18:36] rotem123456: consider raz

[18:36] rotem123456: for a sec

[18:36] rotem123456: look at

[18:37] rotem123456: nahhh

[18:38] The assassin has shot jiop! jiop was not merlin, razrez was!

[18:38] The resistance wins!

when I'm percival to DarkMerlin:

[15:49] Bonefish: Dark isn't merlin

[15:50] rotem123456: right

[15:55] The assassin has shot razrez! razrez was not merlin, DarkMerlin was!

[15:55] The resistance wins!

[15:35] ahkj: that's because you pick flanders and harsh so i thought by picking flanders and harsh, I am ressing you :/

make senses
Why I quit res? I don know how to play res with illogical people. 

WE WONS!!

pm me at side#3261

If you want to know what my name stands for read it backwards

The better part of J0zY

this site has a bunch of racists on it dont bother playing here

There is no such thing as a misclick!

my name backwards is pig haha

Arthur

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, my name is danielhe9999. I am a Avalon veteran (peaked at Platinum when I was a professional player). Even though my rating is in the 1400s (and dropping), I have loads of experience and offer lessons to share my Avalon stories. Popularized 2 famous strategies: Hiding on missions and upvoting off the mission. Players who are known to emulate my style are nimzo1998 and hackbert.

[23:55] DrPercival: i never go back on my picks

My name is nimzo1998 and I love playing Avalon

1. [14:55] Xzoo: a buh-buh-buh de hhuh nuh huh
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3. [14:56] jonah: buh buh
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8. [12:49] morningcatt M: SHUTTJQFREKLIGHJERQBHJREFNQBJRKE FJB EFCN ECDQ WEDN MFQWRJERVWHBLKVREWLBHKHLBKREVWEWLJEWVRHBLIERWVHBIHBJLCREQEHWJBLEF HJ LJVGUCERWKGHUREKWCGHJRKHEJWFKHEGRJKGHUREFWJHREFWGJKGFJQKGVGRJEKFWDEFWKJGFLE1DJFBLJDEHWBFKJREWHGFKGHJECR

If you lick me during M1's I will onpick you as hammer

am maggie#3453 on discord <3

This is all so fascinating.

no spaghetti for you

lol

yes, I offapped dirty. sue me.

happy birthday