Goodhart's Law dictates that there exists no optimal bio

Hi, I'm not me! :)

~ "Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control." ~

~ "In a world where you can be anything, be kind." ~

"When have you been at your strongest?" asked the boy. "When I have dared to show my weakness." "What is the bravest thing you've ever said?" asked the boy. "Help." said the horse. "Do you have any other advice?" asked the boy. "Don't measure how valuable you are by the way you are treated." said the horse. "What do you think is the biggest waste of time?" "Comparing yourself to others." said the mole. 

[23:11] Kexhiluz: jony cant be merlin res played well

 You come at the king, you best not miss.

 @Arman#5022

If you have a problem with me flaming you then stop playing with me, it's as simple as that :)

Silver Rules

My name is Maximus Imbaus Pingerus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. 
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. @pingu#0623

1. [19:21] TripleThreat: it looks like he tries to look vt the whole game, could just be vt tho

head of bread, heart of gold

[13:36] XiaoWeiXiao: harsh is very merliny

[15:24] FruitQueen: harsh is mvp

[23:32] pam: idk why everyone loves harsh

[13:16] baddummy: i gmed harsh

[13:16] baddummy: good luck

Shoot, cry, go next !!!

just give me percy

unretired? :(

Name: Percival 

Father: Merlin

Parents age: Deceased

Hot New Wife: Morgana

I just want to play. Give me a game pleaseee...

How to play Merlin:

[07:50] anonymouse255: I auto res pingy for being nice to me :D [07:50] anonymouse255: i don't care if he's a spy or not :)

1. [21:31] NeWkham: I automatically ress pingy again

      SUM GOOD CHATS:

1. [18:10] Yhromed T1: we can either keep shooting pingy to eventually decrease his merlin wr, or use our brain
2. [03:54] TownOfCamelot: pingu iq is huge
3. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third? [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me
4. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu

My Name isn't actually Maria. I am resident potato warrior queen of this site.

Muse: "Her Royal Amazingness, Resser of Res, Spier of Spies, Head of the Loyal Hufflepoofs and Ruler of All That Is Cute, the one and only [maria]"

LIL CAN GET REKT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!!

(thanks for the doodle though :D)

ㅎㅇ §(*￣▽￣*)§§(*￣▽￣*)§

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Hi :)

I used to play Among Us, but since all the Res players started playing I had to stop.

Once upon a time, I used to play here.  Avalon Avatars Archive

I dedicate this space to all the people I love with all my heart—you made these 3 years worth it. ♥

Armthur, Aster, ba3henov, bb, CITC, damon, IonGrey, J0nY, killer, meir, morgenstern, NyanCat, ognjen05, ProNub Scaff, Tyrrox, zuzusangry.

Credit for avatars: Jack & Baby. Thanks :D

playing circa June 21 2018.

Offapp 2.3 in my honour.

Great Quotes for Avalon & for Life

"Be humble"

"If u kno u kno"

“We live in a society”

"WE DONT ALLOW NAKEDS"

"Even wrong info is better than no info"

"Nothing to run from is worse than something"

"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

"One can give advice comfortably from a safe port"

“It isn’t about what you do, it’s about what you follow”

"It is very important in life to know when your cue comes"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

“What I really need is to get clear about what I must do, not what I must know, except insofar as knowledge must precede every act.”

“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

“To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different?

"If I shut him up too soon—even though I might be convinced he was the man, I should very likely be depriving myself of the means of getting further evidence against him. And how? By giving him, so to speak, a definite position, I shall put him out of suspense and set his mind at rest, so that he will retreat into his shell.”

"It often seems to me that's all detective work is, wiping out your false starts and beginning again. And it is just what some people will not do. They conceive a certain theory, and everything has to fit into that theory. If one little fact will not fit it, they throw it aside. But it is always the facts that will not fit in that are significant."

"What's the use of formality? In many cases it's nonsense. Sometimes one has a friendly chat and gets a good deal more out of it. One can always fall back on formality, allow me to assure you. And after all, what does it amount to? An examining lawyer cannot be bounded by formality at every step. The work of investigation is, so to speak, a free art in its own way, he-he-he!"

“It was the most maddening thing about the piggies. Whenever they had something outrageous to say, they always blamed it on some dead piggy who couldn’t possibly have said it. No doubt there was some religious ritual involved: go to their totem tree, ask a leading question, and lie there contemplating the leaves or the bark or something until you get exactly the answer you want.”

Inspiration:

Morgenstern

Sidewalkill

Kierkegaard

Maddie

Comp1ex

Javert

Meir

Seren

Helliuuu! Wait, bruh moment here

1. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then
2. [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu
   
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4. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third?
5. [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me

contains bubbles.

주체사상

[21:55] Tyrrox: I dont like soph's play as a vt play

[21:55] Tyrrox: its just too happy

Hi friends, I’m a happy vt!

Sometimme in January

lapery824

not maf.

if i offpick mission 1.5 and it is a repeat of an onpick i am accusing the team

if it is two randoms im saying its clean

Magnificent Me - Ultimate Gamer, Chess Player, Writer, and aspiring Magician

Currently playing SSBM, GE 64, and PD for fun at local gaming store.

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

if i was real

i would eat a chicken wing from arbys

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   ZEE DID NOTHING WRONG

   check
   			mate
   		atheists

   
   

   
   

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[12:46] gengishk: The meeman join us

[12:46] gengishk: your voice is handsome

[12:46] gengishk: join us

[23:04] jsm: call me wangalang because i am in love with meeman

I'm getting the hang of this.

Gold AND Silver rules

"Fight! You must fight! If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win!"

tofy

Mercury’s hot too

And if you choose the $30 dollar subscription, you get 

😜

Hi, my name is danielhe9999. I am an Avalon veteran (peaked at Platinum when I was a professional player). I have loads of experience and offer lessons to share my Avalon stories. Hitting the 1000 game mark soon. Open to invites to the top Avalon tournaments and leagues.

My name is nimzo1998 and I love playing Avalon

[23:55] DrPercival: i never go back on my picks

[15:35] ahkj: that's because you pick flanders and harsh so i thought by picking flanders and harsh, I am ressing you :/

make senses
Why I quit res? I don know how to play res with illogical people. 

no spaghetti for you

Avalon is a game ig...

Stop adding Lovers to games!

MVP List (Based on recent games):

theharshone, pro 5p percy

Starbird, became a god in all roles

Eternal MVPS:

Dev. Best Assassin (when playing as VT)

Buncha, Can spy clean all game and still get shot

Blacklist:

Abiogenesiz

babyshark

About me: I am just a regular guy that loves trains. 

mizuryu

[21:22] newman: kastis is not merlin

[21:22] newman: they do that as any role lol

After I offapp clean m2 repick at 4.1 as merlin

am bb

Tyrrox#0001 | 21 | Alarmingly British | If I'm talking to you I'm getting info from you.

o w o

when I'm merlin:

[18:36] rotem123456: consider raz

[18:36] rotem123456: for a sec

[18:36] rotem123456: look at

[18:37] rotem123456: nahhh

[18:38] The assassin has shot jiop! jiop was not merlin, razrez was!

[18:38] The resistance wins!

when I'm percival to DarkMerlin:

[15:49] Bonefish: Dark isn't merlin

[15:50] rotem123456: right

[15:55] The assassin has shot razrez! razrez was not merlin, DarkMerlin was!

[15:55] The resistance wins!

If you want to know what my name stands for read it backwards

WE WONS!!

pm me at side#3261

The better part of J0zY

this site has a bunch of racists on it dont bother playing here

There is no such thing as a misclick!

🥈The Armstrongs 💪

Melmo’s World 🧙‍♂️

I’m working on building a Satellite, ask me about it!

I’m always happy to coach new players, so flip me a dm Azimuth#4737

also VOTE ME FOR TOURNEY 6 CAPTAIN

Arthur

This my main account lmao

my name backwards is pig haha

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH