Hi, I'm not me! :)

~ "In a world where you can be anything, be kind." ~

~ "Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control." ~

Goodhart's Law dictates that there exists no optimal bio

First.

 You come at the king, you best not miss.

Discord: Ba3henov#9002

Free avatars!

If you have a problem with me flaming you then stop playing with me, it's as simple as that :)

My name is Maximus Imbaus Pingerus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. 
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. @pingu#0623

1. [19:21] TripleThreat: it looks like he tries to look vt the whole game, could just be vt tho

[13:36] XiaoWeiXiao: harsh is very merliny

[15:24] FruitQueen: harsh is mvp

[23:32] pam: idk why everyone loves harsh

[13:16] baddummy: i gmed harsh

[13:16] baddummy: good luck

Shoot, cry, go next !!!

just give me percy

unretired?

My Name isn't actually Maria. I am resident potato warrior queen of this site.

Muse: "Her Royal Amazingness, Resser of Res, Spier of Spies, Head of the Loyal Hufflepoofs and Ruler of All That Is Cute, the one and only [maria]"

LIL CAN GET REKT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!!

(thanks for the doodle though :D)

Name: Percival 

Father: Merlin

Parents age: Deceased

Hot New Wife: Morgana

I just want to play. Give me a game pleaseee...

head of bread, heart of gold

Once upon a time, I used to play here.  Avalon Avatars Archive

I dedicate this space to all the people I love with all my heart—you made these 3 years worth it. ♥

Armthur, Aster, ba3henov, bb, CITC, damon, IonGrey, J0nY, killer, meir, morgenstern, NyanCat, ognjen05, ProNub Scaff, Tyrrox, zuzusangry.

Credit for avatars: Jack & Baby. Thanks :D

playing circa June 21 2018.

Offapp 2.3 in my honour.

Hi :)

[21:55] Tyrrox: I dont like soph's play as a vt play

[21:55] Tyrrox: its just too happy

Hi friends, I’m a happy vt!

How to play Merlin:

[07:50] anonymouse255: I auto res pingy for being nice to me :D [07:50] anonymouse255: i don't care if he's a spy or not :)

1. [21:31] NeWkham: I automatically ress pingy again

      SUM GOOD CHATS:

1. [18:10] Yhromed T1: we can either keep shooting pingy to eventually decrease his merlin wr, or use our brain
2. [03:54] TownOfCamelot: pingu iq is huge
3. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third? [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me
4. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu

Helliuuu! Wait, bruh moment here

Great Quotes for Avalon & for Life

1. "Be humble"

2. "If u kno u kno"

3. “We live in a society”

4. "WE DONT ALLOW NAKEDS"

5. "Even wrong info is better than no info"

6. "Stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

7. "One can give advice comfortably from a safe port"

8. "It is very important in life to know when your cue comes"

9. “It is not about the things you do, but the things you follow”

10. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

11. "In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

12. “To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different?

13. "If I shut him up too soon—even though I might be convinced he was the man, I should very likely be depriving myself of the means of getting further evidence against him. And how? By giving him, so to speak, a definite position, I shall put him out of suspense and set his mind at rest, so that he will retreat into his shell.”

14. "What's the use of formality? In many cases it's nonsense. Sometimes one has a friendly chat and gets a good deal more out of it. One can always fall back on formality, allow me to assure you. And after all, what does it amount to? An examining lawyer cannot be bounded by formality at every step. The work of investigation is, so to speak, a free art in its own way, he-he-he!"

15. “It was the most maddening thing about the piggies. Whenever they had something outrageous to say, they always blamed it on some dead piggy who couldn’t possibly have said it. No doubt there was some religious ritual involved: go to their totem tree, ask a leading question, and lie there contemplating the leaves or the bark or something until you get exactly the answer you want.”

Credits:

1. Morgenstern

2. Sidewalkill

3. Joker

4. Me

5. Me

6. Unknown

7. Friedrich Schiller

8. Søren Kierkegaard

9. Me

10. Edmund Burke & John Stuart Mill (applied by Maddie)

11. Franklin Delano Roosevelt

12. Friedrich Nietzsche (applied by Comp1ex)

13. Fyodor Dostoevsky

14. Fyodor Dostoevsky

15. Orson Scott Card (applied by Meir)

iykyk

Magnificent Me - Ultimate Gamer, Chess Player, Writer, and aspiring Magician

Currently playing SSBM, GE 64, and PD for fun at local gaming store.

My assassin winrate finally is above 50%. What a chad.

Known cowards:
Skies
Iconic

Bassem

Rat

Oreo

Known excowards:
RC
Bremen

Known noncowards:
NewKham
Anders
Comp1ex

Smep

You're probably wondering to yourself

How the FUCK does Bremen have a 50% win rating at spy?

Literally i'm ass lol

I used to play Among Us, but since all the Res players started playing I had to stop.

"Fight! You must fight! If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win!"

tofy

Gold AND Silver rules

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

Sometimme in January

lapery824

주체사상

Worship, play

Confirmed cowards:

Armthur

Stop adding Lovers to games!

MVP List (Based on recent games):

theharshone, pro 5p percy

Starbird, became a god in all roles

Eternal MVPS:

Dev. Best Assassin (when playing as VT)

Buncha, Can spy clean all game and still get shot

[21:22] newman: kastis is not merlin

[21:22] newman: they do that as any role lol

After I offapp clean m2 repick at 4.1 as merlin

am bb

Tyrrox#0001 | 21 | Alarmingly British | If I'm talking to you I'm getting info from you.

WE WONS!!

pm me at side#3261

The better part of J0zY

this site has a bunch of racists on it dont bother playing here

contains bubbles.

when I'm merlin:

[18:36] rotem123456: consider raz

[18:36] rotem123456: for a sec

[18:36] rotem123456: look at

[18:37] rotem123456: nahhh

[18:38] The assassin has shot jiop! jiop was not merlin, razrez was!

[18:38] The resistance wins!

when I'm percival to DarkMerlin:

[15:49] Bonefish: Dark isn't merlin

[15:50] rotem123456: right

[15:55] The assassin has shot razrez! razrez was not merlin, DarkMerlin was!

[15:55] The resistance wins!

There is no such thing as a misclick!

my name backwards is pig haha

If you want to know what my name stands for read it backwards

Arthur

[15:35] ahkj: that's because you pick flanders and harsh so i thought by picking flanders and harsh, I am ressing you :/

make senses
Why I quit res? I don know how to play res with illogical people. 

1. [14:55] Xzoo: a buh-buh-buh de hhuh nuh huh
2. 
   
3. [14:56] jonah: buh buh
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8. [12:49] morningcatt M: SHUTTJQFREKLIGHJERQBHJREFNQBJRKE FJB EFCN ECDQ WEDN MFQWRJERVWHBLKVREWLBHKHLBKREVWEWLJEWVRHBLIERWVHBIHBJLCREQEHWJBLEF HJ LJVGUCERWKGHUREKWCGHJRKHEJWFKHEGRJKGHUREFWJHREFWGJKGFJQKGVGRJEKFWDEFWKJGFLE1DJFBLJDEHWBFKJREWHGFKGHJECR

[23:55] DrPercival: i never go back on my picks

If you lick me during M1's I will onpick you as hammer

1. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then
2. [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu
   
3. 
   
4. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third?
5. [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me

am maggie#3453 on discord <3

Bum = Merlin, J0ny = Perci, Maxi = Vt, Manu = Vt, Zee = Assassin, Stern = Morgana ....Pog game. GG ez

cheesy quote: ~ Let M1 and M2 be for the spies. Let all the other missions be mine ~ bumfuzzle28

This is all so fascinating.

lol

yes, I offapped dirty. sue me.

happy birthday

shoot the lovers, I DARE YOU

[21:32] Mission 1 failed with 2 fails.

[16:00] Mission 5 failed with 3 fails.

[16:00] The spies win!

1. [23:28] Mission 3 failed with 3 fails.
2. [23:28] The spies win!

1. [21:02] bobjones: wait hades onrejjs 3.2
2. [21:02] bobjones: aight fuckit im shooting pam
3. [21:02] The assassin has shot pam! pam was not merlin, Hades was!

1. [16:28] Mission 4 failed with 3 fails.
2. [16:28] The spies win!

1. [23:55] bobjones: fuckit
2. [23:55] bobjones: 50/50
3. [23:55] The assassin has shot AmuseD! They were correct!
4. [23:55] The spies win!

1. [13:00] bobjones: would third do 2.4 as merlin
2. [13:00] bobjones: fuckit i hate long assassination talks
3. [13:00] The assassin has shot Third! They were correct!

1. [14:30] skimisgod: i know how I just don't know who to choose
2. [14:30] bobjones: eh just shoot jen for fun
3. [14:30] The assassin has shot ognjen05! They were correct!
4. [14:30] The spies win!

1. [17:44] Armthur: Shoot bob yeah
2. [17:44] Armthur: Sounds like a plan
3. [17:44] RadiantCowbells: i'd shoot bob here
4. [17:45] bobjones: i would shoot bob here
5. [17:45] playerzzz: so bob is never merlin
6. [17:45] The assassin has shot RadiantCowbells! RadiantCowbells was not merlin, bobjones was!
7. [17:45] The resistance wins!

1. [20:16] J0nY: bobjones is so weird

Mercury’s hot too